As my single reader kindly pointed out I have been getting too ... hmmm .. boring for my own tastes. I will now deviate a bit to try to "spice" up my blog.
Instead of discussing articles I find amusing, also I'm wayyyy too lazy to keep looking for articles, I will talk about random shit..cause random shit is always good.
As you all may or may not know California passed a law stating on July 1st you will HAVE TO wear a headset if you want to talk on your cell phone! Bravo..bravo Mr. Arnold for signing in this wonderful law. Instead of dumbass drivers going 30mph on the freeway we'll now have dumbass drivers going 30mph on the freeway while looking like the freaking borg. Listen peoples it's not hard, pay attention to your fucking speed limit if you're driving on the freeway and attempting to talk on your cell phone. If you do not have the functional capacity to drive and talk at the speed limit, pull the fuck OVER and talk on the curb! Gah! Yes I am talking to you Ms. Soccer Mom in a SUV going 45mph on the freaking freeway while yakking away not understanding why everyone is giving you the 'go to hell' look.
Y'know nothing beats working up a good sweat at the gym, (cause y'know that's what you're supposed to do at a gym,duh) getting your rhythm going, breathing in breathing out, then smelling ass. Yes you heard me, ass. Thank you to whoever let a fart go in the middle of my workout, I truly and utterly appreciate smelling ASS while doing reps. Freaking hell people close your damn sphincter and let loose in the bathroom! Hold that shit in! That's right squeeze your buttocks and HOLD IT IN! Make it a workout! Just squeeze and hold, squeeze and hold! How hard is it?!?! C'MON!!! Even after having my appendix removed I can still hold my shit and fart's in!! If I can do it you can too!
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